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gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

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keytotruth:

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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carlialison:

Have you ever missed someone so much that you feel physically ill?

“I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we’d choose anyway. And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.”
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“Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.”
— Maya Angelou (via larmoyante)

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“I’ve spent so much time preparing for your absence, knowing you would inevitably leave one day, and now that you’re gone I’m either numb to it or I’m used to it. Either way, I’m over it.”
— 6/21/2014 (via depresant)

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“We’re not friends, we’re not enemies. We’re strangers with some memories.”
— Frank Ocean (via braceourhearts)

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“We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.”

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Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.

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“Blowing out someone else’s candle won’t make yours shine brighter.”
— Unknown (via narenjak)

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“Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry.”
— Henry Ward Beecher (via stay-ocean-minded)

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Three years later, a new girl sits cross-legged on your bed.
She tastes like a different flavor of bubblegum than you are used to.
She opens up a book that you had to read in high school, and a folded picture of us falls out of chapter three.
Now there are two unfinished stories resting in her lap.
Inevitably, she asks, and you tell her.

You say: I dated her a while back.
You don’t say: Sometimes, when I’m holding you, I imagine the smell of her vanilla perfume.

You say: She was younger than me.
You don’t say: The sixteen summers in her bones warmed the eighteen winters my skin had weathered.

You say: It’s nothing now.
You don’t say: But it was everything then.

— Some things are better left unsaid (via dearalexandra)

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“Why did you leave me alone?”
— Six Word Story | Anonymous (via allineedissix)

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darksideofthemoon007:

halinacrown:

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roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

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I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES

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validx2:

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lectureimage

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